As a dancer: described as imaginary rather than virtual, and certainly not real
Bodhran (sort of) player: instrument: adopted to avoid certain dances which involve the galley up. He blames his inability on old rugby injuries; others blame old age.
By profession: history teacher. Specialised knowledge: South West London, 6 February 1821, 4 - 6 a.m. (His birthday)
Official Little Egypt Time Keeper: still waiting for payment from the Morris Men to refund the cost of his new watch, his old one having worn out through constant use.
For an informal close up, you could try here.